Stolen shamelessly from (because I can).

Instructions: Enter your name + the phrase into Google and type the first thing that comes up for each one.
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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: What's up with Andey, does (s)he need a spanking?
(That depends...I can be naughty.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: and(e)y looks like (s)he's 12 here...and (s)he's chugging A1 steak sauce for no reason...
(No wonder I was so sick...)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Andey says h(er) research will focus on surveying houses in the effected zones.
(OK, then...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Andey doesn't want food now, but maybe later?
(No wonder after chugging A1 sauce...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Andey does not have any followers.Click here to follow. ...
(How can I rule the world with no followers?? C'mon, people!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: And(e)y hates the Emmys.
(I don't exactly hate them, but I really could care less about them.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: And(e)y asks: Why are Americans being so nice and understanding about the meltdown?
(What meltdown? Did I miss something?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: And(e)y Goes To Miami.
(As long as Swindle goes with me... )

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: And(e)y likes to make up nicknames for h(er) colleagues.
(But I don't think they'd like what I come up with. )

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Just as the title says, And(e)y eats a Big Mac from McDonald's in one single bite.
(I know I tend to inhale my food, but really now...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: While Andey has not been dying yarn for long, her choice of colors and ...
(lolwut?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Andey was arrested Sept. 14 on Windward Parkway in Alpharetta for DUI and failure to maintain lane.
(I guess I was drunk at the time... )

Q: Type in "[your name] dances" in Google search.
A: Dance of Shiva - yogic system of consciousness control and liberation ... Elements of the Dance of Shiva in Yoga Training Complexes.



NOTE: I had to do a bit of editing for gender and spelling.

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